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Mel’s Cats and My Dream Diary- Thanks Mel!

After I came home all tired and stuffed from the yummy meal at King’s Cafe and fell into a deep sleep. I had really weird dreams that night: a British guy being tortured- his skin flayed and tongue cut off, he was thrown into an underground community of brainwashed mangy ghoul-like humans who were slowly being poisoned by water contamination. This led to a loss of sensation at their limbs and eventual death by spontaneous combustion- with guts, liver and all exploding into a sinewy mess.

The tortured Brit who was robbed of his speech tried to warn the people at first but was faced with great retaliation. He learned to be hide his dissent to himself and played dumb for awhile. He even made a few friends amongst the dying crowd. When the time was right, he fled to a tropical island where one of his inmate’s relatives were staying. He magically gained back his ability to speak and that was when I could tell that he was British. The islanders lived on coconut water.

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I can’t believe I have been drinking hard tap water all my life

The evil authorities behind the poisoning led a mass search team looking for the Brit guy. They confiscated all the coconuts in the island and forced the inmate’s relatives into drinking their poisoned water. The Brit filled red rubber bags with explosives and loaded them into a jeep.The head hunters came into his radius so he had no choice but to blow them up.

The Brit then sped to a pub where some people played poker. They took him in and bet on whether those authorities would come.

And came they did.

But it so happened that the poker players were Hong Kong triad gangsters and made a  big hullabaloo so that the Brit could escape. He fled again but was woken up by my cat’s scream for his daily breakfast at 8 so I had no idea where he went…

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