Cantaloupes Have a Pure Heart

Cantaloupes may look all gaudy and at most funky in a outlandish sort of way but they really have a pristine lil’ heart. Please don’t judge him by appearance alone,  as you can see he’s quite sensitive and tender inside.

With some alterations that is.

I surgically removed his insides and replaced it with 10 fleshy pitted lychees and a cluster of organic chia seeds.

This is my finest albeit monstrous creation capable of rivaling Shelly’s Frankenstein anytime of the day.Wait… No, any fraction of any minute any day.

I gave him life and then I took him away. He died like a compliant  servant should-  a bit squirmish but without a fight.

He and 2 other strawberries, 2 oranges and some lettuce leaves left the world quietly at 5pm today.

As they say, from dust to dust. Or daresay I, poop.

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